Kicked,Bitten, & Scratched

Since my coworkers found out about this blog, I’ve been given a few ideas for my “Real Life Stories” section. And last week I was given 3 variations of essentially the same story, so I decided that since it’s so popular it should be next on the list! However, 1 version is particularly funny, so that is the version I’ve chosen to post.

A man came in with is dog stating that there were ticks imbedded in the abdomen. He did everything he could to remove them- pulled, twisted, burned, even used pliers- but nothing would get them off. The doctor lifted the dog up to look, looked up at the man and said,

“Sir, those are your dogs nipples.”

“What do you mean those are his nipples?” he said. “My dog’s a male.”

“Well, you’re a man, and you have nipples don’t you?”

Yea, ’nuff said, don’t you think?